What to do on a Monday

HELP this... From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (14 days old)

:oops: I have to ask you a question... It's a good one so think about it. If two people love each other, but they just can't seem to get it together, when do you get to that point of enough… more

Ooops, I forgot! From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (47 days old)

:DD Have you ever had experience of walking towards your kitchen, bedroom, hall etc.. , knowing exactly what you want, but the minute you get there, you find that you have forgotten what you've com… more

I am Still... From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (127 days old)

If you have said you were tongue - tied or lived in a fool's paradise; if you refused to budge an inch said that you had seen better days or insisted on fair play; if you played fast and loose or … more

Things She Will Simply Love From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (174 days old)

:p No time to buy her flowers, chocolates or call her three times a day? Not to worry, here are five romantic ideas that your lady will love, without you having to go too far or trying too hard… more

Things He Will Simply Love From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (174 days old)

Unlike women, men don't melt over flowers and chocolates. Here are five ways of sweeping him off the floor! Rule 1: Don't expect return favours in return Special meals, candle-light dinners,… more

Drinks For Everyone! Just for Laughs From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (189 days old)

A drunk walks into a bar full of customers and slurs to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill." So, the bartender does just that and … more

My Summertime From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (199 days old)

Hello friends, 1 I am missing you all. I've been so silence for the past weeks. I thought my summer time will be as fine as i dream of but its not... Well, i am having a summer class at this ti… more

VACATION is HERE, Summer TIME Calling... From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (218 days old)

I will be going home ...away from work, no hassle,no pupils to watch over the whole day...It's a break time for me.Yet, on the other hand, i will be sad...why? I won't be able to visit my net frie… more

Hi Tech Supermarket! From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (227 days old)

A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain. When… more

The Silent Ride! From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (227 days old)

A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplane rides, but he balked at the $30 tickets. "Let's make a deal," said the pilot. "If you and your wife can ride with… more

25 Years In The Parish! From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (228 days old)

A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the Parish. A leading Senator and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at t… more

Famous Last Words! From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (229 days old)

:| :DD :o :roll: :-/ |-| :'( ** I'll get a world record for this. ** It's fireproof. ** He's probably just hibernating. ** What does this button do? ** I'm making a citizen's… more

Thanks For The Email! From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (229 days old)

Note: A post letter form a cool friend. ...and i want to share to my bloggers here. Just for you to smile and dare to ponder...Smile! :yawn: I want to thank all of you who ha… more

Some Guys Are Slow! From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (233 days old)

:wave: "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg. "Well, doc, 25 years ago..." "Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this mo… more

Dealing With Criminals! From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (233 days old)

A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've nev… more

Marriage In Your Nineties! From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (240 days old)

:oops: :DD :p :o :roll: :wave: :crazy: :) Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 90, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss… more

Are You Successful? From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (240 days old)

:wave: Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as we go through life. While everyone has different aspirations, it appears we all have some common benchmark… more

Helping The Homeless! From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (240 days old)

8| A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for some food. She got out her… more

Buying A Coke From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (241 days old)

:DD There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50… more

You Can't Take It With You! From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (241 days old)

:roll: An old miser, because of his exceptional thrift, had no friends. Just before he died he called his doctor, lawyer and minister together around his bedside. "I always heard you ca… more

Stupidity Reigns! From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (242 days old)

The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits. :oops: A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car… more

Are You Sane? From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (242 days old)

:oops: During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director which is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized. "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a ba… more

Handbook of 2009 From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (246 days old)

:roll: Health: 1. Drink plenty of water.. 2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar. 3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants an… more

Keep On Singing! From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (247 days old)

:wave: An Incredible True Story... Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3 year old son, Michael, prepare for a ne… more

REASONS, SEASONS and LIFETIMES! From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (247 days old)

:roll: People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, this is to help you know exactly what to do. When someone is in your life … more

Men Or Dogs? From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (247 days old)

If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's so glad to see you, get a dog. If you want someone who's always ready to go out any time you ask, get a dog. If you wan… more

One Tough Teacher! From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (247 days old)

:( A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term,… more

The New Disease! From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (248 days old)

The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is … more

Happiness & Longevity From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (248 days old)

:( :D HAPPINESS:o To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.:oop… more

Bubba & The Blonde! From heavenjoy82 in ONLY REMINDS ME OF YOU! (248 days old)

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a l… more